btp-yami:

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

As a Christian, I confirm this.

(Source: grootoftheloom)

You know you get all fucked up when you know your cute friend has a hot friend.

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag)

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post


(Source: beyonseh)

chevvybar:

croutoncat:

remember gotye

now he’s just somebody that we used to know

(Source: skyphoi)

  • I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
  • Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
  • class: *laughs*
  • Him: No, really, I am.
  • Class: *laughs again*
  • Him: Why is that funny?
  • Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
  • Him: Well why not?
  • Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
  • Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
  • Class: *laughs*
  • Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
  • Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
  • Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
  • Asshole: Because that's how it is.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: That's their job.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
  • Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
  • *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
  • Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
  • Class: *silence*
  • Him: Now.. Louis XVI

b-andersons:

drawing i did for darren to give to him at his concerts in london :D i didn’t actually get to ~give it to him directly in the end, but the guy on stage was collecting stuff for darren so i gave it to him instead haha

and i would have included more of his outfits (coachella lol) but i ran out of room ;-; 

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ohdeargodkay:

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS!!!

(Source: johnlockcreys)


jonjonathanjon:

jcsp1688:

paleasland:

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OMG

…now that you think about it…

I won’t be satisfied until Rowling writes a short story on how these two end up marrying each other. 

(Source: imsirius)

trigonometry-is-my-bitch:

a tiny drop of liquid orbiting an electrically charged needle in zero gravity

So on the app Jack’d I literally make a profile and delete it within 30 minutes or so if I don’t find anything interesting, but within that time of looking and what not this guy Jonathan always messages me and says the same thing “hey :)” or “hello :)” I’ve ignored him about 6 or more times but he continues to send me messages. I know he’s even doing the same to other guys too on Tumblr, Jack’d and other social networking sites. It just really creeps me out how he can be so persistent. I finally told him last night that he’s messaged me over 6 times and how I do not reply because I’m not interested and that if he could please stop sending me messages.

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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(Source: itssandrea)