One time in second grade this bitch stole my Harry Potter pencil and I started crying. The next day I spit in her hair when she was going down the slide.
When I was a kid I honestly thought babies came from plants. I always saw the damn cabbage patch commercials and all I see were babies in the ground!
Get my ears pierced
- Grow taller!!
- Grow/trim/color my hair
- Go to the beach and even out my horrible tan
- Get rid of all this damn acne and blemishes!
- Workout 24/7 for at least a toned body
- A bond fire with the gang
BBQ with the gang
- Swim as much as I can
- Have my Disneyland date
- Have my first kiss
- Work so I can get some cold hard cash!
- Shopping for new clothes
- Get my drivers permit
- Study, Study, Study. Prepare for next year!!
- Take constant pictures for memories
- End it all with a big bang
When I’m really chill, relaxed, or hype up for anything, you can come talk to me about your problems and I will cheer you up or help you in every way possible, but If I’m tired or pissed and you try coming to me for advice, I might ignore you or give you really bad advice since my mind isn’t clear to think.
If I’m tired and you try talking to me then don’t expect a sitcom. I wanna relax and not talk about anything, especially if you can’t really really bring up a good topic for us to talk about.
Sometimes I go to my backyard and go tanning whenever I’m really bored or just want to relax. I sometimes even tan naked just for the fuck of it.
It’s cliche, but if I like or crush on you I’ll tease and poke fun of you a lot. I don’t mean any of it it’s just that I’ve gotten comfortable enough to joke around with you.